rivegauchegoth:

memeufacturing:

tkyle:

me

tæfinney
is alön
in dæ bathrüm

work week mood

universequartz:

the worst image ive ever seen is this one

jemaineclement:

siri, how do i make people fall in love with me

kinesthetiacreal:

cowboydan:

Target is a great store… I love Target

I like the weird popcorn smell. Being in a target always feels somewhat hyperreal idk how to describe it but the sense of reality in a target is always a bit unhinged

twinksoup:

bloodheretic:

brunten:

tom-fuckery:

brunten:

Do white gay couples ever do the face swap on snapchat and realize they look the same or…

you tell me

Omfg

I wanna get so mad at this but the evidence is so overwhelming.

GOODBYE

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels to scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me: